the italian man who went 2 malta..haha!!

see..yday after the tournament,we wnet kd den we go 4 training at skul..we wanted 2 climb in to the skul like we did the other day cuz we don wanna wear long pants..u no la our skul ppl...all mau tutup aurat..oi!kita bukan melayu la..then shu yi came..my ex-enemy...i dunno how can we be frens dis year but she's nice..too bad..its her last year..sobs..ok 2 the main point..she send me a video..entitled..the italian man who went 2 malta..
'one day i went 2 malta 2 pick a hotel.and i went down 2 have my breakfast.
i tell the waitress,i want 2 pieces of toast.and she brings 1 piece of toast.
i told her 'i want 2 piece!'
she said 'go to the toilet.'
i told her'u no understand,i want 2 piece on my plate'.
she said u better not piss on the plate,u son of a bitch!'
i don even no her and she call me a son of a beach?.then i went 2 malta's biggest restaurant.the lady give me a knife and a spoon but no fork..
i told the lady 'i want a fork'.
she said 'everybody wnna f*ck.'
i said,'u don udstd,i wanna fork on the table'..
the lady said,'u better not f*ck on the table,u son of a bitch!'
so i go back 2 my hotel and there is no sheet on my bed.
i shout,'call the manager,i wanna telle him i wanna sheet'.
he tell me 2 'go to the toilet'.
i said,'u no understand i wanna sheet on my bed!'
then he said 'u better not shit on the bed,u son of a bitch!'
i went 2 the check out counter and the man at the counter said,'peace on you'.
i said,'PISS ON U TOO,U SON OF A BEACH!IM GOING BACK 2 ITALIA!'
haha..damn stupid ryte??i telll kf its so stupid,she said den don watch den i said its reli very stupid..she said den u lagi don watch,i gave her watch the video den she laugh like nobody's business..nonsense la she..my choc..u no la...o ya..bout 2day's tournament..since 2day we got no bus so me,jyee,siu siu and jasmine went 2 kapar skul by teacher's car..gosh!!do u no her car got 4 ambi pur and 2 bungkus of pewangi??even worse..go back time only me and siu siu go back with teachers..i was lucky earlier i sat behind but going back time i nearly vomited bcuz of the odour!!do u no tht sometimes perfume can kill ppl??omg!!!ok..was actually not feeling good 2day cuz of some personal probs..and we lost 2day..sobs..but the main 6 perfomed well so no regrets!!so toodles!!